| Mobroes | Date: Friday, 2011-06-10, 12:13 PM | Message # 1 |
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| Hey... I'm Here So I Can Apply To Be A Admin On The Gmod Server... ANYWAYS I'm Austin And I'm Going To Type Every First Letter Uppercase. Yup. Not Much Else To Talk About. I Know One Thing In Coding Too! Print "Hello World". That's it... So For The Rest of This I'm Just Going To Entertain You With Jokes.
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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to f*** your brains out, and suck your t*** dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
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This guy wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling real h****, nudges his wife awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?" She replies, "I have an appointment at the gynecologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love the night before." So the husband agrees and rolled back over and started to go back to sleep.
A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "You don't by any chance have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?"
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A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have s** when the girl stopped.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for s**." The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.
"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25..."
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A police officer pulls a man over for speeding. As the officer approaches the car he can see that the man is very anxious about something.
"Good afternoon Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Yes, officer... I know I was speeding -- but it is a matter of life or death."
"Oh, really? How's that?"
"There's a naked woman waiting for me at home."
"I don't see how that is a matter of life or death."
"If I don't get home before my wife does, I'm a dead man."
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Ok I'm Done :D... Sorry They Were Dirty.Added (2011-06-10, 12:13 PM)
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OK I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING
My Username is (Voice) MoBroes
I Am Good At Photoshoping
I Am Going To A College Class Right Now To Learn C++
I Am Funny (I Hope)
I Am
I Am
D*****
Tha's It 
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| [AsdN]Genshien | Date: Friday, 2011-06-10, 10:42 PM | Message # 2 |
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| OI wassup Mo? Last night was pretty epic on the server
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